Champion of 2014 /r/SultansOfStats league. Fervent consumer of all things fantasy baseball. Architect of overly complicated Excel spreadsheets. Hopefully I can provide some useful fantasy advice along the way. To make the mascot drink of this site, similar to a Harvey Wallbanger you will combine 6 parts orange juice, 3 parts vodka, 1 part galliano poured over ice. Then chug the entire drink and smash the glass against the nearest wall. Bonus points if you call someone a clown and tear your UCL while doing it.
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