Three-year member of the Sultans of Stats Champion's league. Winner of the 2016 /r/SultansOfStats Champion’s league. Beat FanGraphs’ writer Paul Sporer. Champion of 2014 /r/SultansOfStats league. Fervent consumer of all things fantasy baseball. Somewhere in between, I also tricked Stanford University into giving me a PhD and hiring me as a Professor. Architect of overly complicated Excel spreadsheets. Hopefully I can provide some useful fantasy advice along the way.
To make the mascot drink of this site, similar to a Harvey Wallbanger you will combine 6 parts orange juice, 3 parts vodka, 1 part galliano poured over ice. Then chug the entire drink and smash the glass against the nearest wall. Bonus points if you call someone a clown and tear your UCL while doing it. Or get choked out by a friend/teammate. Do these references even track anymore? Do you all remember when Bryce crashed his entire body into an outfield wall for no apparent reason?
This site is home of the Harper Wallbanger fantasy baseball blog, which occasionally dispenses bits 'o baseball wisdom, as well as the Big Board fantasy baseball player value calculator!